Chris Kluwe in
his own wordsand they’re not family friendly

Chris Kluwe on beating his political opponents into silence:

"Punch them straight in the mouth and then keep on punching until they shut the f*** up.”1

Chris Kluwe on burning down police stations:

"we need to burn down more than the 3rd police precinct”2, 3

Chris Kluwe on harassing political opponents:

Told supporters to “go f*** with” city councilmembers and “blow those places up.”4

And on top of all that,
he wants to raise your taxes even higher.

Chris Kluwe wearing a red Principle 6 beanie and a dark jacket

Sources: 1. Chris Kluwe, July 13, 2026, BlueSky, Accessed September 16, 2026. 2. Chris Kluwe, January 9, 2026, BlueSky, Accessed September 17, 2026. 3. Chris Kluwe, April 24, 2026, BlueSky, Accessed September 16, 2026. 4. Daily Journal – “Chris Kluwe’s losing First Amendment lawsuit isn’t the free speech fight we need” — August 15, 2025.

We had to censor Kluwe’s wordsYou can’t censor his record

Mock explicit-content CD back cover listing four items: violence against political opponents, burn down police stations, harass city councilmembers, and even higher taxes, with Chris Kluwe in a red beanie and a Parental Advisory label
1. VIOLENCE AGAINST POLITICAL OPPONENTS Chris Kluwe wants his opponents beaten into silence, saying “Punch them straight in the mouth and then keep on punching until they shut the f*** up.” Chris Kluwe calls for violence against people he disagrees with. 2. BURN DOWN POLICE STATIONS Chris Kluwe called for burning down police stations, writing “we need to burn down more than the 3rd police precinct” - and wants to cap city police budgets at 20 percent, saying even that “is still probably too high.” Chris Kluwe wants fewer cops. 3. HARASS CITY COUNCILMEMBERS Days after his arrest, Chris Kluwe told supporters to “go f*** with” city councilmembers and “blow those places up.” He was fired from coaching high school football shortly after. 4. EVEN HIGHER TAXES Chris Kluwe is so extreme he thinks California Democrats haven’t gone far enough - and wants even more tax hikes. Chris Kluwe’s answer is always higher taxes.

Chris Kluwe

Too extreme for Sacramento.

And that’s saying something.

Sources: 1. Chris Kluwe, July 13, 2026, BlueSky, Accessed September 16, 2026. 2. Chris Kluwe, January 9, 2026, BlueSky, Accessed September 17, 2026. 3. Daily Journal – “Chris Kluwe’s losing First Amendment lawsuit isn’t the free speech fight we need” — August 15, 2025. 4. Video: Chris Kluwe, “Can Chris Kluwe win California Assembly, District 72?” YouTube, August 3, 2026.